Google

It never ceases to amaze we what sort of shit people Google to end up looking me square in the text.

 

Here are some of today’s big winners.

 

raeleigh jane eats bran

meth mouth

mom with no arms and no legs having sex

aaron carter’s recent fuck

did chad kroeger cut his hair?

matthew good’s wife, asshole

buying a ticket to hell

 

and the ever popular…

chicklet whore

 

I apologize to anyone who has been let down by the fact that I have arms and legs.

 

Sincerely.

 

I think.